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Monthly Archives: March 2009
28 weeks later
Actually, tomorrow marks 29 weeks. I kind of just wanted to title this post after a zombie movie. I could go on about how I am feeling more and more like a zombie these days actually. I could talk about … Continue reading
feelin hot hot hot…
I’m pretty used to the whole ‘body temperature being 10 degrees higher than the average human being’ thing. I smartly dress is layers so that I can remove them when I am the only one sweating my ass off in … Continue reading
My worst pregnancy nightmare….
Involves going in to labor and/or giving birth either at work, or on a subway platform like this woman did. Oh and as the article mentions it was rush hour .
My internal dialogue on the N train this evening
Oh, that’s awesome scumbag just push past the pregnant lady so YOU can get that open seat. Stellar fucking chivalry bro. Yeah, that’s it, now stare at the wall so you can pretend not to notice my pregnant ass. Let … Continue reading
Things I like to hear
My pregnant co-worker and I were talking today when we were joined by another co-worker. The point in our conversation that we were at was me telling her that next Tuesday marks the start of my third trimester and she … Continue reading
An Open Letter to Smokers
Dear Smokers, You smell. No , really. Your cloths smell, your breath smells, your hair smells. If you smoke alot, especially in your house, your stuff smells. You may think that gum/ mouthwash/ laundering remedies this but it doesn’t. You … Continue reading
“Parenting” magazine
The first time I bought stuff at Motherhood maternity, they took all my info so that I’m part of their special club and they can market all sorts of baby crap that I don’t need to me. Part of this … Continue reading
Out for blood
My clumsiness has taken on a disturbing new trait this week: blood lust. Seriously! It all started the other day when I was showering and my little cat Frank was outside the door crying to get in. I let him … Continue reading
Econmic slump = Baby boom?
The Dow is down! Unemployment is up! Houses are being foreclosed upon at an alarming rate! And yet it seems like more people are procreating than ever. Now, I don’t have any numbers to back this up, but based on … Continue reading
Tattoo conventions: Now with 50% more babies!
This weekend was the Philly Tattoo convention. It’s one of my favorite shows, and although I thought at first about skipping it, as I knew Jon would be doing one of two things the whole time: working or getting drunk, … Continue reading
A Baby Grows in Brooklyn 